crusty owl neck

A crusty unwashed half mass wiener.

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!

by Crustyneck December 05, 2020

crusty corns

the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.

Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!

by Vannessa May 30, 2005

Crusty bud

Finger blasting you chick with a nectar collector in her ass and then pulling it out and taking a fat ole dab, then passing it around to all you friends

Me and the boys had a crusty bud after my chick left

by Bucky stills December 23, 2023

crusty bud

Inserting your weed pipe in your girls ass, then pulling it out and taking a fat rip

I gave my girl a crusty bud and git lit

by Bucky stills January 12, 2024

uncle crusty

a roblox troll who likes to lock people inside hotel basements.

“If I go down into your basement, will you pull an Uncle Crusty on me?”

by crusty ahh uncle December 29, 2022

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 06, 2015

crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.

1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.

by A very creative cunt February 22, 2018