cottonballed

The act of farting while seated such that the gas comes up from underneath and tickles your genitalia.

Agh, what's that smell?
I cottonballed....it was nice.

by Ninja Wink December 28, 2009

Cotton Patch

An old lady Strip club.

Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!

by The big phone! August 20, 2010

Cottleville

A small speed trap outside of St.Louis, patrolled by the douchiest cops in all the Midwest. They also have a higher sales tax than any other city in the area. The small government wastes their money on police Hummers, Tahoes, and city parks.

I got a $300 ticket in Cottleville by a cop in an unmarked Tahoe. At least my tax dollars are going towards something useful...oh wait, they aren't.

by Mista,Mista Get Me Outta Here! May 28, 2011

cotton picking goodness

When a black female has a pussy so tight that when she removes her tampon part of it is still stuck

Dude, when sharkesha dropped her panties i knew dat pussy was gon be like cotton picking goodness

by scroaty McBoogerballs March 29, 2014

cotton headed ninny muggins

A name that describes someone who isn't a good as others at certain things

I am a cotton headed ninny muggins when it comes to lacrosse

by a dye hard logangster November 19, 2017

cottonmouth

noun: describes the act of getting a blowjob while your dick is wrapped with cotton candy.

“becky gave brad a cottonmouth after the fair last saturday”
“whats that?”
“he wrapped his dick with cotton candy and she sucked his dick with her mouth”
“oh tight”
“yeah”

by trouser daddy October 3, 2018

Boyston Cottage

The place where u send things u dont really want to do. Derived from the word boycott - BOYston COTTage.

Can also be used as an excuse for not doing something.

Place - not gonna go to work today, iv sent it to boyston cottage.
Excuse - "why arent u coming out tomorro?", sorry, cant, im going to boyston cottage.

by ste b November 17, 2003