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contenciencious

The act of being conscientiousness about a topic to the point of being contentious. Being so ardent about supporting one point of view that you vilify someone who doesn't believe as you do.

To behave in a manner opposite to F. Scott Fitzgerald's quote: "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."

This behavior is most often noted in people with too much time on their hands.
You want people who are unemployed and broke to get worked up about Men's Rights and foreskin restoration? That's being a little contenciencious, isn't it?
by mobilesventek May 16, 2011
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contendaho

A female who is fully aware she is not the only one, but will still try as hard as she can in hopes one day he will choose her
Emily really wants to be with Jack, but Jack is not interested in being with Emily and she knows Jack is a player. Emily is looking like a big contendaho
by i_wonderbread_em May 1, 2014
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contemplasturbate

1.) The practice of either abusing introspective thought to procrastinate or not contribute to a group.

2.) To seduce and falsely intrigue women by a charlatan, pseudo-intellectual PUA posing as cerebral and deep in thought.

3.) Essentially, the mental raping of another person during a conversation involving one or more parties directly communicating with another party that is avoiding eye contact to stare at the genitals, mouths and the babalons of those he is violating sexually in his own mind in real time.

4.) Systematically imagining the varied subject matter and apparatus to include in one's next meth-driven, epic masturbation marathon.
1.) All men habitually contemplasturbate both in, around, and far beyond the presence of women.
by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014
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contentstapated

Lacking the ability to create new original content. Like writers block but for use in terms of general content creation, primarily online.
I haven't written a new blog in 3 months! It's like I'm contentstapated.
by Raymmar January 6, 2015
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conter stirk

To play Counter-Strike Global Offensive on a nooby way, or having 400ms ping.
E.g.: "Bro u playing Conter Stirk?"
"Let's play Conter Stirk
by Cykalinka August 6, 2017
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contempturation

Having admiration for a truly vile person or group, while admiring and perhaps even adoring those very qualities in them because you aren't as capable of such trespasses on people's: lives, feelings, and/or culture.
The contempturation s/he held for the King was obvious.
by CWeller82 December 10, 2018
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conterigrete

Oh look that girl has a nice conterigrete
by Bounty Hunter 962 January 18, 2019
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