beanie baby condom

a bunch of crazy softies whom i love dearly 💜💜

beanie baby condom? i love them

by africkingelf October 22, 2019

Condom brownie

Shit filled condom.

I was at a kink party and found a condom brownie on the kitchen sink.

by Pseudoephedrine09 October 30, 2019

Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019

Condom

A type of ballon. But remember sometimes balloons break and mistakes happen.

uh babe... my condom just broke and i came in ur pussy.

by fhndnjcndjen October 31, 2019

Condom

Something my parents made the mistake of not using

Your parents should have used the condom

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 December 22, 2020

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021

Condom Heads

A group of friends who are related somehow and loves to talk shit to each other

"Yea, we are condom heads for life ,my brother from another mother!"

by fatboishoes October 13, 2021