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competitive sitting

The extremely competitive sport of seeing who can sit for the longest period of time. First official high school team created for this in early 2011 in Missouri.
by N00berson McGee July 12, 2011
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Competional

A term describing an individual who is competitive and confrontational.

One who will do whatever it takes to win meaningless fights or games.
My buddy will debate the rules and intimidate other people in order to win a game, he is so competional.
by Speak it September 1, 2011
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Computerroids

Hemorrhoids, which is painful swelling in the rectum, that one develops when sitting at the computer for prolonged periods of time.
He was unable to complete his assignment due to his computerroids.
by Dr.Zulu December 30, 2011
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competitive facebooking

competitive facebooking is the act of checking in or posting on facebook to one up your friends, relatives, or other that have it better than you.
We checked in at a really nice place, and shortly after he checked in at the old haunt. I think he is competitive facebooking.
by no1special March 5, 2014
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computerated

Used in place of "computer aided" by a small subset of the population which is somehow capable of written communication despite being practically illiterate.
Q: What courses are you taking at your community college?
A: English 025 and Computerated Design. I'm going to be an Architect.
by ijuhyg May 1, 2015
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computerman

someone who absolutely loves memes and big men.
Computerman over there said his favorite dessert was real men...
by illpumpyesilly May 18, 2016
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COMPUTER

computer is another term for gay
bruh your a computer
by Oofer gang123 September 25, 2019
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