Comcastic

An overt sexual display, usually in front of a large audience or children ( like the porn clip during Super Bowl 42 in the Tucson area on the Comcast feed )

"How was the bonfire?"
"It was fun, but Tom and Sarah were there, so it was pretty comcastic"

"What did you think of the movie?"
"It was a little comcastic for the kids"

by MCH_AZ February 7, 2009

coaster

A stupid wannabee kiddo in the Quacke net!

Coaster is joining #dude

by 1ct-on! January 13, 2005

Coastin'

When one displays great skill and finesse in a smooth manner from one location to another.

Example 1:
David: Did you see that triple axel 360 front flip he did off the high jump in Brechinridge?!

Ken: Nah I saw him do the 720 indie backflip out of the helicopter onto the high jump in Mount Rocker!

David: Dam he made that shit look easy too, he's Coastin' right now bra!

Example 2:

Jared: Yo! Did I just see you get Ashley AND Brooke's number in the same bar?!

Chad: Yea, AND I got Julia's number at Benny's Pub earlier, swag.

Jared: Isn't she dating Matt?

Chad: Yea AND where meeting up later for drinks at my crib! FUCKING COASTIN' BABY!

by Groove Swag August 23, 2011

Coast Guard

A bunch of Puddle Pirates who patrol the coast of the United States only stopping Cubans from reaching the coast of Florida as well as stopping drugs from reaching the Gulf coast from Caribbean Islands. Basically, the Maritime law enforcement of the United States that also has the ability to assist in natural disasters such as hurricanes.

Most Coast Guard members believe they are part of the armed forces, when in reality, the Coast Guard is part of the department Homeland Security.

Don't join the coast guard if you actually want to serve you country.

by MuricanViking April 17, 2015

coastal purpose

Doing something to rep your whole entire coast.

I have a coastal purpose to make this rap.

by Complexity June 13, 2005

Comesticide

1.)The act of dropping or otherwise making the edible, inedible.

2.)"Killing" a food.

This delicious sphere of meat! It has rejected me by committing comesticide-- it has fallen upon the floor!

by I AM THE JUSTICE August 1, 2008

comatext

when you take too many ibruprofens to the point that you fall into a coma;

you may want to text someone in your coma, so this is referred to as a "comatext"

"I want a tattoo, so I'll comatext Doris to set up an appointment"

by hatchetgirl June 9, 2009