Christopher Columbus

An attempt at ejaculating on a woman's breast that mistakenly ends up on her face

"Dude, I just had a Christopher Columbus with her, and now she won't pick up the phone ... "

by P84 February 11, 2013

Columbia University

Ivy League school located in New York City.

Loves: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, illegal aliens, communism

Hates: Minutemen, ROTC, US military personnel

Columbia University's student body is really out of touch with the rest of the country.

by Wisdom! November 5, 2007

Columbian Exchange

The unfortunate situation when two groups of biddies that you have been hanging out with separably finally meet each other and the lines of communication open. Just like when Columbus found North America and the Western and Eastern hemisphere exchanged large amounts of communicable disease.

Hey man don't tell Shaniqua that we are going out tonight because Lashonda will be out too, we do not want another Columbian Exchange.

by thegregman September 29, 2012

COLUMBINE MUSIC

Music that the kids who went on a shooting spree at Columbine may or may not have listened to. It consists of Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Korn, Insane Clown Posse, Metallica, and Eminem.

My brother likes to listen to COLUMBINE MUSIC.

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

punanni clump

the clumpy discharge from a women's vagina when on a heavy period or really awful yeast infection

My date with Sally went well. That is until we started foolin around. The punanni clump was so thick,unlike anything I had ever witnessed.

by xxAdam S.xx February 5, 2008

Trump Clump

While going for a facial during a sexual act, the intended target is missed and makes birth in the front of the hairline. The partner who has lovingly made such deposit, gently brushes the hair to the side in the fashion of Donald Trump. Leaving a messy pompadour in the front of the hair is the end result.

On Steak and BJ day I gave Cassie that Trump Clump. It was a good day.

by Hammy j2 March 31, 2017

calumn

a weird boy he can freak you out at times he called a boy sally the other day if you ever come across this boy do not be alarmed just dont make conversation with him and he may not speak to you arrrrr hes rite next to me

woah look at the size of him oh no its calumn jackson shiiiiiiiit runnnnnnnnnnnnn

by xxxxxxxxxkirstyxxxxxxxxxxxx December 14, 2008