Clock

A thing that ticks. It also tells the time.

Ay, the clock is ticking.

by Salmón. October 13, 2020

U wanna clocked or what?

U wanna clocked or what?

U wanna clocked or what?

by anonymous January 25, 2023

Biological clock

When your body starts to make red wine give you hangovers instead of just pleasure.

I think Mike’s biological clock is ticking because that guy is winewasted

by Not Charles Xavier December 8, 2018

mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023

kobe clock

An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.

Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”

by Pskills43 January 27, 2020

I’ll clock you

To check somebody or punch/hit them.

“Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”

by yourmom5000 May 7, 2022

clock liter

A clock liter is a form of measurement to calculate kenta meters and yards into minutes

There are 9,000 clock liters in 9 kenta meters

by Kent A. Meters September 1, 2022