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Adam clocking

The art of scratching ones face until they bleed. This art is preformed when one is angered.
My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her

He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking
by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019
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cogsworth the clock

a character in beauty and the beast. man turned to clock. a crazy tale. good nickname for a cody.
: “o my what is that
: “me? o i’m cogsworth the clock
by doopscooppoop May 4, 2020
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danning the clock

when playing madden and the opposing player is running the playclock down to 1 second every play, before the 3rd qtr.
stop danning the clock its only the 2nd qtr
by phillipchuntz December 31, 2011
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Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
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clock liter

A clock liter is a form of measurement to calculate kenta meters and yards into minutes
There are 9,000 clock liters in 9 kenta meters
by Kent A. Meters September 1, 2022
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I’ll clock you

To check somebody or punch/hit them.
Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”
by yourmom5000 May 7, 2022
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