Christmas Creep

An unexpected hook-up while home on Christmas break.

Yo, my Christmas break was off the chains. Caught this little blondie in a Christmas Creep.

by toodalee January 16, 2007

football christmas

The NFL draft. Synonymous with Christmas for the National Football League, except that if you're bad, Santa Tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.

What the hell? I go 2 and 14 and all I get for football christmas is Courtney Brown?

by Ryan Leaf April 21, 2005

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020

Dick Christmas

An alternative name for Valentine’s Day.

I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it Dick Christmas!

by superman75 February 14, 2020

Christmas Haze

When people walk around slowly in shops oblivious to people that are trying to get past them etc

I was walking through the mall and people were backed up behind the lady that was stuck in a Christmas Haze

by Imtfbundy December 22, 2013

Turkish Christmas

When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.

"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"

by MAKEOUTHILL666 December 21, 2017

Christmas kills

Obtaining more kills on a video game due to the fact that a large number of yonger or more inexperienced players have just received the video game for christmas.

I got a lot of "Christmas kills" today after all these newbs got the game I play for Christmas.

by Djjoojoo December 29, 2009