Chocolate model

The models that "eat" the chocolate in the chocolate commercials while "eating" gracefully and still maintaining white teeth.

Linda: Ugh I hate that chocolate model.

Emilia: No Linda you don't hate her, you just want to be a chocolate model

Jack: Dayumm look at that model!

Sam: She's a chocolate model, Jack, you will never have a chance with her.

by Girl that swags on December 26, 2013

chocolate blumpkin

Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."

Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.

Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...

by weow weow January 20, 2015

Chocolate Glove

To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.

Hey, I fisted Jane the other day and she gave me a disgusting chocolate glove

by S-Star April 5, 2015

chocolate mining

Slang term for anal sex

Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!

by mrhaddock December 12, 2016

chocolate bonbon

Balls that have been dipped in poop. May or may not be sexual.

"Jimmy said he was dying for some chocolate bonbons."
"Nice."

by babyandastork November 26, 2019

Chocolate Munchkin

When a man lies on his back, knees held up and his lady eats his asshole , then he politely drapes his scrotum over her nose

Dude, spice things up, give her a chocolate munchkin

by heavens_ assassin August 27, 2019

Chocolate-chaser

A male not of color pursuing African American females

Chip is now a chocolate-chaser after watching the new Nikki Minaj video.

by Interracial relationship August 29, 2019