Cheese Ass

That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.

"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"

by LordDonnel January 16, 2019

Cheese

Something uncircumcised people have because they have a turtle dick the weird cunts.

You uncircumcised dirty bastard with cheese on ur dick. Also a turtle dick

by English are trannys December 13, 2021

koma cheese

Put it simply, its a sarcastic way of saying that I'm lonely af. Koma cheese was mentioned in the anime called Oregairu 2 (My Teen Romantic Comedy: SNAFU - Season 2) by Iroha Isshiki as "eating away your loneliness" in a slightly funny way.

Paul: What were you doing on Valentine's Day?
Pebble: I was eating koma cheese. LOL

by pebtionary March 6, 2017

Some cheese

When something is absolute bull**** and dosent make sense of how it happened.

You: "well bro she was calling me daddy over Snapchat and telling me to cuddle with her. But then when I was with her she wouldn't even let a n**** get a peck before I left"
Bro: "damn man that's some cheese"

by Themaster696969 July 17, 2017

what's that got to do with the price of cheese in China

The phrase is used to mean “How is this relevant to the conversation?”, especially if a person seems to be actively avoiding the topic being discussed.

Me: Hey, do you have that $20 bucks you owe me.

Him: Hey, have you seen the movie Hot Tub Time Machine yet?.

Me: What's that got to do with the price of cheese in China?

by Hotlava3 April 6, 2010

cheese

1) A solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged.

2)An important person. Often used in the phrase big cheese.

3) Slang term for Money.

4) A mixture of the drugs in Tylenol PM and heroin

1) This some good ass cheese!

2) I'm the big cheese around.

3) I'm making mad cheese.

4) Sell me some cheese man..

by AC May 9, 2006

Cheerios

Donut-shaped oat cereal that can help lower your cholesterol with a low-fat diet.

Which sounds a little silly, because even without Cheerios your cholesterol can be lowered if you just ate healthier and exercised anyway..

"Brian, there's a message in my cereal! It says 'Ooooooo'!"
"Peter, those are Cheerios."

by dictatorpants December 4, 2009