Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
by notoeduw December 21, 2024
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by 2fast2flaccid February 03, 2022
It's complicated
Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.
Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.
by RobloxKing443 February 15, 2025
The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
Any chair found in a seedy motel room that's used for sexual encounters. The phrase was made famous by Rick Serra on the fifth episode of Another Dirty Room.
Rick: I tell ya it's one of those kinda of chairs again.
Dan: And what chair would that be?
Rick: Action Chair.
Dan: And what chair would that be?
Rick: Action Chair.
by LG633 July 26, 2024