Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.
I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!
by Sukikeri August 28, 2010
Get the California Screendoormug. The sexual act of giving a blow job to an elderly man with raisin in your mouth while giving him a purple nurpule
by Daddy church hill February 23, 2019
Get the California raisinmug. Weed.
by VolatileBeans November 8, 2013
Get the california spinachmug. by lowercase August 27, 2008
Get the California Steamboatmug. by Chef Tione January 5, 2020
Get the California Sobermug. by nicky675 August 26, 2007
Get the california rollmug. The art of discretely withdrawing your penis right before ejaculation to allow the semen load to accumulate in the belly button of you partner. The immediate slumber following coitus allows the cum drop to harden so that you can feed it to her when she awakens. The sweet sensation of California salty semen will eliminate the skanky ass breath of your partner and create a sensation of sweet ocean air.
Oh Darlene... your breath smells like s fucking outhouse. Let me flick a California Cum Drop from your navel and help you out
by BobbyScott June 23, 2016
Get the California cum dropmug.