Cracker Dick

(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.

Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.

Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet

by DiabloRain October 22, 2014

Cracker

Smelly , dirty baggy pants look like they are wearing a grown diaper. Oily bad hair, smelly with no front teeth, and the teeth they do have are rotten.

Commonly known as trailer trash.

Hey billy you cracker , did you go cow tipping last night?

Hey margret, how was the squirrel soup you cracker!

by TheTruther1997 February 5, 2017

Cracker

In ireland people say cracker to describe a beautiful girl they would love to legally rape.

Bro look at that cracker, she has fat tits.

by Penis water January 4, 2020

wonky cracker

a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate

"She is the most incompetent person I've ever worked with; she's such a wonky cracker!"

by Cristos April 26, 2006

amish cracker

A sexual act involving facial hair, bodily fluids, and a cracker in various ways. The cracker involved is eaten afterwards.

So, I happened to walk in on one of my friends giving his woman an amish cracker last night.

by inurbasekillinurd00dz March 29, 2008

Couch Cracker

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person

YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!

by Kyle/lyle March 29, 2009

Happy cracker

The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.

Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.

by KevinCake October 6, 2012