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Crank the Cheese Grater 

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
Crank it up its mostly like turn teh sound very loud.
Neighbour: turn that shit off!
Me: I like to crank Still Dre up asshole (:
crank by PedroSupaChow January 8, 2008
A person that gets inured easily, and constantly hurts themselves.
"I landed on my ankle playing basketball today."
"Yo, you're such a crankle!"
crankle by coolest person April 20, 2008

crank that robocop

to masterbate to soulja boy, then do the dance in your sex fluids. to crank dat robocop. crank that robocop.
crank that soulja boyyyy in sex fluids, crank dat robocop, crank that robocop.
crank that robocop by kayyykay November 19, 2007
I caught john having a crank in the bathroom
crank by agv June 11, 2006