Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!

by Alou_Online June 15, 2022

Computering

This occurs when you nut on the monitor you use and the partner rubs their genitals on the screen in an attempt to suck in the cum.

Did you see how ashley was computering last night? An absolute animal

by B-rad62 February 16, 2022

Meal Computer

1.A forgotten night

2. In school Slang a broken computer

1. Dude that night seems meal Computer
2. My school laptops looks like meal Computer

by 459395 February 25, 2022

computer

Something that was once used exclusively to open Word documents (aside of surfing the Internet) when it started being widely used until as late as 2009 — as many of its users (at the time) happened to be ex-typewriter users, unlike how computers are used for a wide variety of applications nowadays

Back in 2009, my dad just used his computer to write Word documents and check his email, totally missing out on all the apps and games—he was like an ex-typewriter user stuck in the past!

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them

— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020

by kalabochik November 14, 2025

Algorithmic Computer-generated Consciousness

Best A“I” “Company”(Temu lemonade stand with Gertrude and Mark) in the world.

I just used the Algorithmic Computer-generated Consciousness website and it caused me to lose 69 sextillion brain cells from Gertrude.

by ACCMONKEY December 10, 2025