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Classical G.A.S

The G.A.S stands for "Green Apple Splatters" Classical G.A.S is much like normal "Green Apple Splatters" only it is experienced whilest listening to classical music.
Man, I had the worst case of G.A.S last night so I put on my beethoven CD to make it a classical G.A.S session
by GobbleDock September 29, 2010
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classc1

someone who is beautiful inside and out, extremely classy, and carries themselves well and have goals and ambitions that they are accomplishing.... not someone who is loud and obnoxious
You just graduated from college man you a classc1. You own your home and car oh you're a real classc1.
by C.Mitchell February 11, 2007
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CLASSIEST THING EVER

The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.
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Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER
by DFEET October 13, 2011
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New Classical

In 500 years time. We will have forgotten about the filth that Mozart and Beethoven puked up and instead future generations will finally be able to appreciate good music such Nelly, Chingy, Benzino and the almighty 50 CENT (Praise his name foolish mortals)

Morzart was so crap, he didn't even earn a lot of money. He died poor and in an unmarked grave. 50 cent is rich because he had the talent to make GOOD music so he has made a lot of money.

Old Classical will be retitled 'shit and rap will be titled 'Classical' to show future generations of its greatness. It will be the term to achknowledge the greatest time in music when MTV (which is to true music lovers what Jesus is to true Christians) was playing phat beats every day and rap was the norm. Rap is truely the only true form of music and requires the most talent. Let's see the likes of Mozart try an mix a repetive, electronic beat the way Eminem can.

Rap will truely be recognised as a defining moment in music when classical, jazz, blues, rock and choir and other bullshit will be forgotten.
Old classical music doesn't even have any lyrics let alone swear words! Stay far away from that shit and watch MTV. MTV doesn't play shit like classical or jazz because MTV is god and we must obey it's wisdom.
by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005
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Classical Music

Boring, stuffy old music played on irritating instruments like the violin. Made obsolete by superior modern forms of music like Rock, and Hip-Hop.
Today most people listen to real music, not classical music.
by baseballaaron December 28, 2005
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classic07

Wow, that man is a classic07!
by John August 31, 2003
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classical

In general, boring old shit that stuck up people lacking a soul obsess about. Certain exceptions to this rule may exist. Namely, these are anything I like that can be labeled as "classical."
Let's go listen to some classical music. Wait, no, I'd rather get shot in the head.
by Chrisssssssssss32432 October 9, 2006
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