clam jammy

When a guy gets stuck in a woman.

Agh! Dude, I'm stuck in this clam jammy!

by White Attache November 10, 2013

Frosted clam

When your pussy is exposed to very cold weather and it frosts up around those wet lips.

Paul took vacation in Alaska and found that the woman up there all had frosted clams. So cold that there pussies frosted up!

by Clamer October 20, 2016

Growling Clam

When you're eating a girls pussy that hasn't eaten all day and you can hear her stomach growling, resembling that of a growling clam.

Yeah dude, I was going down on Jessica earlier and she had the worst growling clam I've ever heard! It sounded like a damn alligator!

by TDCommitte October 04, 2017

Clam Bake

When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.

female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.

by Leatherneck65 October 08, 2012

angry clam

when a girl is having her period

damn watch out for the angry clam dylan l

by jeffy69 July 15, 2008

clam burglar

a man trying to rob me of my vagina.

gosh billy bob is such a clam burglar, always trying to get at my vagina

by sallanie April 03, 2009

Clam Slap

Similar to the "Tea Bag", Clam Slap is the dipping/dragging of a woman's vagina over an enemy's face once the enemy has died. A complete and hillarious way of a female showing a person that their her bitch.

*WoW, Halo, CoD, etc character runs and rubs vagina over dead body's face*

*Player 1* Dude... you were just Clam Slapped.
*Player 2* Yeah... I smell like fish now... -_-

by Jagurara September 21, 2009