Clare Stephenson

A girl who smells like shit, too ugly to be true, she has horrible teeth and most of the time she’s farting and even in the classrooms :L cause her bum’s apparently always working but it is just a kinda “scream” which comes from her bum and it means “fuck me”. she’s the biggest slag ever and she has won lots of prizes for being such a slag, she has been on the slag lists since they were created till our days :L she has kept the 1rst place during 4 years consecutively and she’s the biggest slag in the United Kingdom and in the world, she has established a new record never seen before as the girl who has seen more cocks in the world, she has seen more cocks than a porn actress though some people say that Clare has seen more cocks than a male public toilet :L this is said by those who have fucked Clare and because of it they have arranged a meeting: the annual meeting “I fucked Clare Stephenson ” where those who have fucked clare can go there and tell their stories about having sex with Clare Stephenson :L

1st Example.

Girl 1: Look that girl's such a slag, she has slept around with lots of boys.

Girl 2: yer, she's a right Clare :/.

2nd Example.

Boy 1: im going to go to the annual meeting I fucked Clare

Boy 2: You fucked what? |: where the fuck are you going?

Boy 1: I've fucked Clare Stephenson so i will go to the annual meeting for those who have fucked her.

Boy 2: Could i go mate?

Boy 1: NO! you havent fucked Clare :/

Boy 2: oh :(

by ThePunisherColxx November 2, 2011

clairissa

Is a bomb boss as bitch that needs a boyfriend but be loyal guys 😩💦❤️

Dude that girl clairissa I'm so gonna ask her out !

by Clairrrrrer March 15, 2017

clare

someone crazy and weird.
usually hooks up with people named michael.
beware of a clare.

clare: hi im clare, jimmy's cousin!
me: ohh shit!

by catson December 29, 2007

st clairsville

1.) wigger
2.) wankster
3.) people who think they are black but are not.

Dude, there is a lot of fucking wiggers at st. clairsville.

by afrobob July 2, 2003

Claimed Clam

Going to a new school or college and inserting your manhood, without any thought about reputation, into any girl you can find and slamming her until you couldn't walk right. Then coming home and telling the stories of "claiming clam at school"

Bro, I claimed clam at school this semester

by How r ya? September 26, 2010

clareina

Probably the hottest chick you will ever meet. She can be lifted by beauty in all forms and is at the most creative when inspired. She has a clever, deep mind and the talent to excel in highly inspirational lines of endeavour as a dramatist, musician, writer, or artist.

All though she is day dreaming all the time, she is a person you will enjoy being with.

person 1: Dude, that chick drives me crazy!

person 2: Yeah, she's such a Clareina!

person 1: Dude, but she's all stoned

by Vicina October 5, 2017

caireann

Caireann pronounced cair-in meaning dark curly hair. Caireann is a girl's name of Irish origin, the name of a legendary ancestor of the High Kings of Ireland. Caireann Chasdubh was the mother of Niall of the Nine Hostages. They are funny and always want people to laugh. Sometimes they might act stupid but do not be deceived they are very smart and can easily fool you. They are kind and generous but don’t get on her bad side or she will never forgive you. They make great friends as they will always listen and give the best advice. Everyone wants to be around caireann and she is very active and always positive.

I wanna be a caireann

by Caitlinfinlanx October 17, 2018