The Chocolate Lab

Flat tonguing a girls butthole.

Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.

Ex. Hey man how was that girl last night?
She didn't let me bang her so I just gave her the chocolate lab.

by Catholic Liberal January 17, 2015

chocolate blumpkin

Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."

Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.

Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...

by weow weow January 20, 2015

Chocolate Glove

To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.

Hey, I fisted Jane the other day and she gave me a disgusting chocolate glove

by S-Star April 5, 2015

chocolate mining

Slang term for anal sex

Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!

by mrhaddock December 12, 2016

Chocolate root

A black dick!

Damn.... Mason check out that chocolate root!

by Brettwads August 12, 2017

chocolate trumpet

When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.

Can you believe Cinnamon tried charging me $25 for that chocolate trumpet!

by El horchata August 24, 2017

Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.

Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."

by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017