California Screendoor

Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.

I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!

by Sukikeri August 28, 2010

california spinach

Weed.

We gunna be hittin up that california spinach real hard this weekend.

by VolatileBeans November 8, 2013

California Cloudy

The high you get from the California forests. It's how Californians stay above the clouds. They're too high to let the clouds keep them down.

Nigga it be dat California Cloudy.

by Nigga_Ralphie April 25, 2011

California Steamboat

It just sounds like fun

Yo baby girl wanna get a California steamboat?

by lowercase August 27, 2008

California Sober

No booze, but weed and cocaine don't count.

I mean, he's sober, but like California sober.

by Chef Tione January 5, 2020

california roll

A form of humping where a Californian male rolls his pelvic area instead of thrusting.

Angie: "Dude Gabe totally did the California roll lastnight in bed."
Martha: "Awesome!"

by nicky675 August 26, 2007

California cum drop

The art of discretely withdrawing your penis right before ejaculation to allow the semen load to accumulate in the belly button of you partner. The immediate slumber following coitus allows the cum drop to harden so that you can feed it to her when she awakens. The sweet sensation of California salty semen will eliminate the skanky ass breath of your partner and create a sensation of sweet ocean air.

Oh Darlene... your breath smells like s fucking outhouse. Let me flick a California Cum Drop from your navel and help you out

by BobbyScott June 23, 2016