birthday whig

A vagina.

"You should go back to your mothers birthday whig". "But her whig is at the cleaners?".

by jleethal May 20, 2009

Birth Control Positive

It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.

person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.

by Mrs. Meatball June 27, 2010

Birthday Fap

When one preforms the act of masturbation on said day of birth.

Random nigguh - "Oh yeaaauh nigga ifs mah mahfaking 11th birfday brah! Gimmie mah prezzies and GTFO so I can birthday fap on dat shieet."

by lolidkyuaskbro October 27, 2011

Birthday Wash

When someone's Facebook profile is flooded with happy birthdays on their birthday, making any other posts on their profile impossible to find.

"Man, did you see what Dom posted on your wall?"
"Nah, dude. It was lost in the birthday wash."

by Swagabond October 22, 2011

birthday boob

Australian tradition where the birthday boy must see boobs on his birthday, or he will be haunted by bad luck for the next year.

Simon didn't get any birthday boob, so didn't get into college the following year.

by greenacres9741893 July 6, 2015

nedlog birthday

"nedlog" golden backwards nedlog birthdays are birthdays with your golden birthday number switched around. nedlog birthdays are mostly for people who were to young to enjoy their golden birthday.

i don't really remember my golden birthday since i was born on the 2nd but this year i turn 20 so im having an awesome nedlog birthday party.

by NRHsteezy March 4, 2008

absolute birthday

when something is just so amazingly hooby groovy

you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo comes up dancin in yo face and you're all like 'omfg this is an ABSOLUTE BIRTHDAY'

by Judith merryweather-trot March 11, 2008