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blon

faz ur blon noo then?
by Super F.L.I. June 11, 2006
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belonking

V.
Present participle of belonk.

Belonk
1. The art of touching in or around someones rear end when not asked to do so.

2. Nonconsensual rear cleaning.
Fred: Hey Jeff, wanna go ass belonking this weekend?
Jeff: What the fuck are you talking about? Thats disgusting.

Fred:....
Jeff: Just kidding you butter fuck! (Belonking ensues)
by Da-ba-cherry November 17, 2011
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typical blonde

A girl with blonde hair that is exxxxttttrrrreeeemmmmeeelyyyy easy asf.

She has no confidence and a high sex drive and wants and needs a guy to overpower her (pimp)

Most of these girls go by the name of Ashley
Man she's such a #vlut. She's a typical blonde.
by Typical blonde March 30, 2017
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blonde gamer moment

1. a blonde moment, applied to a video game context

2. aa error committed through ditziness or foolishness while playing a video game

3. any kind of error made in gameplay by a player who knows the game well enough to have known better
Example 1:

Rob: "Dude, you forgot to get the Master Materia!"

Steve: "Yeah, man, I know. I had a blonde gamer moment and discarded Bahamut."

Example 2:

"Aeslynn knows the Final Fantasy series very well. She almost never has a blonde gamer moment."

Example 3:

"Aaron accidentally used Cure 3 against Bizarro Sephiroth. What a blonde gamer moment that was!"
by KyuuketsukiMiyu July 7, 2008
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Blonde LOGiC

1) The process going on inside a "blondes" brain when creating anything similar to, or resembling thoughts.

2) When a person thinks that their way of reasoning actually will make sense to anyone else too.
1) blip, bleep, blip-blip, bleep, blip-di-blip, bleep...

2) Jane was trying to explain her idea to Tom, but it all sounded like blonde logic to him.
by GODEViL July 31, 2011
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napolean blonaparte

The guy that was stupid enough to try to take over russia. In the end he got his shit blown apart
have you seen that kids fce its worse than napolean blonaparte
by Brian 13665b January 13, 2009
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All your base are belong to us

Engrish for "Your base now belongs to us!" Taken from an old, poorly-translated Japanese Sega Genesis game called Zero Wing.
Cats: That now all your base are belong to us, we let you make your time, for there is no escape! HAHAHAHAAAHAA!
by AYB March 7, 2003
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