Badgers

Random word given to losers who feel themselves too cool to be normal and do things like actually laugh instead keep a straight face and say "Lol" or "rofl"

Name given to people who use text speak in face to face conversations.

"Lol that joke is too funny"
"Wow badgers"

by H84 February 7, 2013

Badgering

The act of ejaculating into bushy black hair, creating a white stripe

This can be either pubic or facial hair.

Phil and Dave often engaged in badgering, never remembering their wet wipes.

by Third floor massive February 17, 2022

Honey Badger

A man who still has the drive to hunt but to fat to take down the prey.

A man who still wants to use his game to get dates with women but to fat and lazy to make his objective. Honey badger

by Leeroy Gibbs July 20, 2017

Bede

Is a bitch and gets salty very easily. He is jealous of whoever is better than him. But we all need a bede in our life. He is so sexy and only has eyes for one sheila. This sheila is loved by everyone and is very popular. He will fight anyone who is mean to her and block them on all social media!

Girl; i love bede he is my hero

by ko;klxclkxnm,v April 23, 2019

as a beagel

Extremly cool

that shirt is tight "as a beagal"

That shirt is extremly nice.

by Berto June 20, 2003

badger

an annoying creature that destroys your prized lawn.

malc - i don't know what to do, my lawn is being ravaged by badgers

kim - try pissing on it, i read on the internet that they don't come near the smell of old piss.

by billinom8s November 2, 2009

Cardboard Badger

A badger made of cardboard that they have in Urban Outfitters

I want that cardboard badger for my hallway

by Bruce September 14, 2003