Call in a beer strike on our position

Introducing beer to a get together--like a baby shower, graduation party or sunday brunch--where nobody else is drinking and alcohol would be considered completely inappropriate. A beer strike will usually bring intense scorn from those around you' including your girlfriend, parents, inlaws, etc., but is the only thing that will get you through the rest of the event alive.

Gentlemen, the conversation at this baby shower has grown intolerable. I believe it’s time to "call in a beer strike on our position"

by kabukulator August 2, 2010

Ten Cent Beer Night

Along with Disco Demolition Night, one of the stupidest nights in baseball history. June 4, 1974, Cleveland Stadium, Ohio. The Cleveland Indians were playing the Texas Rangers, and the Indians unwisely offered all the beer you can drink for ten cents. Many fans showed up drunk/stoned. Nonetheless, the game managed to make its way to the bottom of the ninth inning, tied 5-5. Fans had already been causing nonsense, and a fan decided to jump onto the field and steal a Texas baseball cap. The Rangers and drunk fans then swarmed the field, leading to a WWE style melee with hundreds of participants. An umpire forfeited the game to Texas and got bonked on the head with a seat.

Question: Which did you like better, Disco Demolition Night or Ten Cent Beer Night?
Answer: I guess the disco thing; everyone had a hangover after Ten Cent Beer Night.

by Nudnikdude November 18, 2013

Boy Scout Beer

The beer is a mixture of koolaid and mouthwash, often mixed in metal cups and consumed around a campfire.

Tony and Larry got fucked up on Boy Scout beer and threw on the scout master.

by Fing Farmer January 18, 2015

Free Beer and Hot Wings

The best damn morning radio show ever!!

Free Beer and Hot Wings is the best damn morning radio show ever!!

by William Hardy June 11, 2008

beer fairy

The beer fairy is a mysterious creature that does its work only at night, usually after a party has taken place. This creature, comes into your apartment (or other party facility) and glues all of ur cups to the counter and tables. The beer fairy then fills many beer cans back up half way. Sometimes the fairy even goes as far as to take things and punch holes in walls. This is reason why so many people find their dwellings in these conditions the morning after a party.

Damn! The beer fairy has struck again. All these pong cups are stuck to the counter!

Who punched all these holes in our walls and broke all our knuckles? The beer fairy did. The beer fairy loves 108.

by choche March 12, 2005

beer snake

Generally occur at an Australian cricket match, where they only sell light beer in big plastic cups. The empty cups are then stacked together to make a "snake".

The Twenty-20 cricket match at North Sydney oval in January 2006 saw a 23 meter long beer snake being paraded.

by miss-dobolina January 29, 2006

Beer Monkey

Adj. A phrase which describes the post hangover feeling of foreboding and doom accompanied often by an inability to attain restful sleep despite severe fatigue.

Dude I had the worst beer monkeys ever last night, they rode me all night long!

by Hego1983 January 20, 2009