Bean clock

A clock made out of beans, what did you expect?

"Yo, I just got a bean clock today!"
"Dude what the fuck"

by PositiveNegative297 August 23, 2021

Bean Hung

you know, like when you're eating lots of chili and you get that pain right under your heart... that's a bean hung

"Oh man, I ate so much chili, I've got this pain rightcheer" ::points to chest::
"You gotta bean hung"

by Bean Hung Brooke October 14, 2021

Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021

Bean-VD

A type of CD that is composed of mainly beans, or when you fill your CD Tray with beans, and expect 'The Incredibles' to play on your DVD Player.

Guy 1: Yo bro I got a new bean-vd.
Guy 2: siiick bro pop it in
Guy 1: *comically pulls out 2 cans of beans*
Guy 2: oh god

by praxor January 23, 2022

Bean sleep

When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum

I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”

by Jaqass February 17, 2022

Bean Burrito

A Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol

by Kennedy Half Dolla April 2, 2022

Bean Ernesto

An individual of the upmost gayest degree of faggotry that one looses brain cells just in thy presence

He is the embodiment of racism and nature, feeding on the innocence of people just trying to use discord

Kobe hates him

Bean Ernesto: Hi
Stranger: Go kill yourself monkey

by Trish hentai enthusiast April 6, 2022