Baseball bat nigger dildo penis

A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.

I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.

by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 23, 2023

mastering the bat(e)man

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.

'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'

by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012

football-bat

A term used with the expression "as queer as" to refer to someone strange or homosexual in a derogatory manner.

You think he's gay?

He's as queer as a football-bat.

by manning18 July 12, 2007

dim bat

Dim Bat is a phrase which was coined by Tess, a student at Wells College to replace the popular utterance: "Ding Bat"

George W. is a dim bat

by Sara Gregson August 21, 2006

fat bat

Taken from the Television Show "Crank Yankers"; slang for the male genitalia; also see schlong, wang, cock

-"Man, I'm goin to prison, you gotta teach me how to kill"
-"Sir, I don't teach people how to kill"
-"You don't understand, you won't be gettin' a fat bat in the ass"

by Dougie Fresh December 14, 2004

Poo Bat

when you fill a condom with shit and then wack someone over the head with it.

Oh man you just caned him with the poo bat!

by Ben Dougherty January 5, 2008

ice bat

a hockey stick

those new ice bats are really pricy.

by willem raymund freidfisch December 10, 2009