314th base

The act of having intercourse with a nerd

Wow 314th base was way better than I expected!!!

by mathgeek31 February 3, 2019

bic the base

Shaving your pubes while completely erect using ubers of Barbrasol leaving no stubble behind.

I was bicing the base when my mom walked in and yelled "DANIEL! PUT THE BARBRASOL BACK

"I like to bic the base before getting a bj from my fine ass honey"

I wanted to achieve full insertion so I decided to bic the base.

by Darnell G March 21, 2011

Touch base

When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.

He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.

Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.

by Pádraig Shuibhne May 7, 2021

6th Base

Wtf is wrong with you, 5th base is enough chill.

So 6th base is sex through the eye socket...

Homie hit 6th base with her yesterday, now she’s blind.

by IDK It doesnt matter May 17, 2021

dad-a-base

Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)

Where'd your dad keep his dad jokes? In his dad-a-base.

by Jennaak November 24, 2021

Base-red

Internet Slang. derived from the word "Based", showing agreement and/or positive recognition, particularly used in controversial circumstances.

(alternatively written as "Bäsred" or "Basered")

Person A: "FNAF is the greatest video game franchise of all time."
Everyone: "Base-red."

by Tjimå March 12, 2022

Stolen Base

A surprise pinky in the butt.

My roommate gave me a stolen base while I was sleeping. It was the experience of a lifetime.

by Richard Pickle August 20, 2021