Moon Balloons

The describtions of rather large mammery glands of the human female.

Look at the Moon balloons on her.

by Teddie2162 October 20, 2008

Black Balloons

Black Balloons represents all the negative things as pain, depression etc in your life. Once you die, it pops away.

I love black balloons.
Black Balloons represent me
Why does NF have black balloons beside him?

by Astorius November 4, 2019

Baloon

A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.

I got a pack of baloons today for the party.

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

ballsonya

really horrible lasagna.

this shit aint food. its fuckin ballsonya!

by MoldBreaker July 21, 2010

ballbonic plague

A rash on the taint/ABC region of a woman from having a mans dirty balls slapping against it during missionary intercourse.

Susan-"Ahh, my taint itches. Do you have any ointment?

Amy-"Sorry, No. What happened?"

Susan-"I think I got the ballbonic plague from this long haul trucker I was fucking yesterday. I knew his balls smelled funny."

Amy-(Vomits)

by thementant September 18, 2012

Red Baloon

When a female manages to have her period on another humans face.

Dude: Last night I went to eat out my girlfriend and she gave me the most surprising red baloon it even went in my eyes!!
Guy: Gnarley dude you should have slapped her

by bdemsk September 27, 2009

ballooning

When someone start to get fatter and fatter.

My wife was gorgeuos with a killer body before marriage, but after the marriage, she started ballooning.

by Gary Ng July 30, 2004