Balloon head

A balloon head is someone with an abnormally large forehead and an abormally small nob. He instantly picks up girls signals when they are, to quote mr balloon, “gagging for it”.

Balloon head is so cocky, which is surprising due to his shrimp cock

by weloveminecraft April 4, 2019

balloon drizzle

once the male has ejaculated into the condom from sexual intercourse with a female, it is then filled up with air by blowing into the condom and making a "balloon". once filled with air the male will then release air from the condom which also results in the cum getting squirted out at the same time as the air, which is applied to the facial area of the female in question-

the sex was so great I decided to finish on her with the balloon drizzle!.

by scratch76 November 27, 2013

passion balloon

A used condom that's been blown up

The girl from Tinder was so nasty when I was done she made a passion balloon

by Dr.Black November 3, 2017

Ballooned

A term used when someone is intoxicated by liquor or beer, usually used by remoulds to describe how utterly fucked out of their head they are!

Fuck me did you see that dick last night? He was fuckin ballooned!

by DickDasturdly August 16, 2017

rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks

That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy

by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023

Balloon of Destiny

When you blown up a man's foreskin like a balloon and do a bump of cocaine off of the balloon.

Joe was doing the Balloon of Destiny all night with all kinds of guys!

by JudJud1970 March 4, 2024

Ballooning

Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting

I texted her she looked fat instead of fine
I ballooned her
Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting

by el payne April 24, 2019