Back Spooge

After rough anal sex with either a male or female, as a man reaches orgasm he pulls out his penis and ejaculates/cums on his partners back, often followed by wiping and smearing his jism covered helment accross the back.

"Oh god, i backspooged all over you"

"As I pulled it out his ass, there was a lot of back spooge on his back"

by Zu Amir February 25, 2008

back tits

when a woman has too much fat that it bulges from her back causing the back tit affect

oh man look at haileys back tits i dont need to reach around the front on her

by andrew whitter January 13, 2009

back waxer

Male homosexual. Relates to the act of ejaculating all over his partners back after anal penetration.

"Gary is a real poo jabber"
"Yeah he is a bit of a back waxer"

by MickyV September 11, 2009

Back door treatment

When you live in a house with a bunch of guy friends and you don't want them to know you have a girl over, so you sneek her in through the back door.

Jon: " I want to bring Katie over tonight but the guys are going to call me a pussy whipped bitch"

Justin: " Just give her the back door treatment, theyll never know!!"

by G Swipe November 3, 2011

Back Stabber

One who pretends that they want to be with you but are only using you to get away from a current relationship, and then will dump you as soon as they find another sucker to take them in.

Dude, don't let that back stabber Amanda anywhere near the internet. She'll only use it to find an excuse to ditch you.

by Kneon September 5, 2013

Back hander slander panda

The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.

(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

back porch crazy

When the crazy you are seeing/dating/fucking stalks you to point that he/she is standing on your back porch "to talk".

Man, I had back porch crazy at my place, wanting to talk about our future. I was freakin' out and hid the bunny.

by TheTruthandWisdom January 21, 2017