blades

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*Person 1 does a skateboard trick*

Person 2: That was straight blades!

by Richard Shawn Airy December 15, 2024

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Bladmonger

A broad term without a particularly precise definition. Bladmonger could be used in situations of humorous aggression or brutality, perhaps to denote someone who is enraged by prank calls from youths who need their locks smithin'.

What fish is to the fishmonger, blood is to the bladmonger, but with crucial differences. A bladmonger might in some way interact with and utilise bloody stuff, not literally, but metaphorically by connection to other blad-like terms and phrases, such as bladpag, what the blad, bladdybara, and of course, bladdy 'ell.

It could also be used as a throwaway word without any meaning or relevance to anything whatsoever.

Papman McShabbish: 'I phoned Shabby Norris last night to get my locks smithed.' Krubbaye: 'oh yeah? What a bladmonger.'

Little Joe Skinless: 'Oi Mr. Baba, the read the latest about Sergeant Walrus in the local papes?' Mr. Baba 'Yeah man, that breh is a total bladmonger.'

by Yayababa January 9, 2025

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Blades of Mercy

One of the many weapons available to use in the 2015 videogame Bloodborne, the Blades of Mercy are a short sword. When tricking the weapon (for all weapons in Bloodborne hitting the L1 trigger will "trick" them allowing use of a secondary form) it splits into two smaller short swords. When split you do not have access to your left hand weapon however, you do get a expanded move set that allows you to quickly engage and disengage with opponents. It is primarily wielded by Eileen the Crow a hunter of hunters. To purchase the Blades of Mercy you need the Crow Hunter Badge. There are many ways to get the badge. You can kill Eileen at any stage of her quest or complete her quest and kill The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst. Regardless it is a great skill scaling weapon with a quick moveset.

New Bloodborne Player: I'm so excited to beat The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst and get the Blades of Mercy.

Experienced Bloodborne Player: *PTSD intensifies*

by Bloodbornebiggestfan February 14, 2025

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bladdermaxing

The process of continuously withholding pee until the bladder physically overfills and forces the user to essentially piss themselves. This piss stream continues until the bladder is no longer overfilled. However, many believe the true essence of bladdermaxing comes from drinking liquid compounded with the bladder being overfilled to create a continuous, never-ending piss stream.

Dude I can smell you! Have you been bladdermaxing?

by I AM NOT Bubbles March 4, 2025

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