angsty-graph

a paragraph full of angst

Alice 's letters tended to include at least one paragraph about her lack of direction in life, but the angsty-graph in her last letter was practically overflowing with discontent.

by HarpHeavy March 25, 2007

angstrous

A combination of anxious and angsty. Feeling angsty about future events.

Whitney: "I'm so worried that my boyfriend might break up with me before prom."
Erin: "Whitney, you're being angstrous again."

by seanofthebread March 6, 2008

Angsty-Pants

In the same vein as Sad Pants, Angry Pants, Cranky Pants, et al. A person feeling & showing off their angst-ridden mood.

Benny told his friend on the phone, "I'm not up to going to the club tonight, really; Jennifer's been little miss Angsty-Pants since she lost her job last week."

by The Horn'd One August 18, 2011

angstipation

When you are so filled with angst that you can't let it out no matter how hard you strain.

Mary is suffering a severe case of angstipation.

by Eliosos September 10, 2013

Angsturbation.

A masturbation session that follows an episode of angst.

Dude one: "Oh man, just had a huge fight with my girlfriend."
Dude two: "You know what'll relieve that?"
Dude one: "What, man?"
Dude two: "Some good old angsturbation."

Other examples: I can't believe that douchebag fired me. That's gonna make for some good angsturbation.

by pumpkin soup February 5, 2015

augustia

1: Unique
2: Best bitch in town

Augustia is the girl who stole my heart.

by Augustia December 20, 2016

Augustana University

Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).

"You go to Augustana University?"
"Yeah, mostly so I can date depressed white girls."

by UselessEngineer February 2, 2017