Asian buffo

When you were told your whole life that your not Asian, even though you obviously are, and you believe it

Guy: Hey nice you meet you, what part of Asia are you from?

Girl: Asia? What are you talking about I'm Italian as she walks away.
Guy: looks at friend and says wow did you just see that Asian Buffo

by Jjw777 March 3, 2017

Mad Asian

Mad Asian reffers to something being sick, or badass.

Man that party last night was MAD ASIAN

by Tyruct Jenkins April 21, 2011

Asian grasshopper

When about to have intercourse with a female from behind , just before you proceed you surprise her with a full Nelson and then proceed to have sex so she looks like a grasshopper pinned by its wings.

Jessica liked crazy positions and fought MMA so I showed her a Asian grasshopper.

by The guy under the bridge February 14, 2017

Lucky Asian

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Lucky Asian Jo was upset.

by TheRealFroot January 8, 2021

Asian-echolocation

The ability of an Asian to sense a fellow Asian.

Due to Asian-echolocation, she knew her Asian friend had entered the room.

by banny bebez May 30, 2018

Painfully Asian

An Asian person that has a hard time with the pronunciation of all "r" and "l" words and the words sound interchangeable.

Ex: Room: pronounced "loom" by painfully Asian person. "It's in the loom."

by nycdb2015 September 7, 2015

Asian parents

Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.

Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.

by pooperfart November 28, 2021