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Alyssa

An Alyssa is a high class, high maintenance diva. Her temper surpasses that of a salt water crocodile. Dismiss her and she will whip around and bite your head off. If you meet an Alyssa, you can plan on losing any competition you start with her. She will make sure she wins by any means. Don't let her sweet smile fool you. She'll steal your KitKats and blame it on the little old lady who cleans the break rooms. But when it comes down to it an Alyssa is one to have on your side. She is is your ride or die. We love Alyssas.
Alyssa will chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.
by FCE-FavoritecoworkerEVER November 24, 2021
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Alyssa

Alyssa’s are always beautiful girls but refuse to believe it. They have the most breathtaking eyes that you could just get lost into for hours. Alyssa is an amazing thoughtful friend that would do anything for her close circle. She is always willing to listen to a friend that needs to rant no matter what it is about. She may be an asshole to your face but she secretly loves you more than life itself and would do absolutely anything for you. She’s not afraid to stick up for her friends when it’s appropriate. She is the perfect and most loyal friend one can have.
Everyone needs an Alyssa in their life
by doglover764 November 21, 2021
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Alyssa

Very short like so tiny smaller than microscopic
Your Alyssa like very Alyssa
by Sussybussy February 7, 2023
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paul and alyssa

The act of two hoes sucking a shemales dick while playing overwatch and watching pewdiepie.
by BigDickJohn69 September 30, 2017
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Alyssa

A confident girl who is able to get across her points. She i able to multitask and balance work and life. She is a very friendly individual and always ready to help. Alyssa has a smile that lights up the whole room.
A: Where’s Alyssa?
B: Why do you miss her smile?
A: Yeah.. Kinda
by foodluv17 February 3, 2024
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Alyssa

The alyssa is something the wild micah wont shut the fuck up about
greg: oh hey micah!
micah: did you see that circular curvaceous cutie over there named alyssa?
greg: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
micah: *licks alyssa*
by babygotnoback89 November 23, 2021
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Alyssa

A very pretty girl
I love everything about her

She's the most precious person < 3
" Alyssa is so pretty "
by harumi October 1, 2021
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