African beer bottle

What a football/soccer supporter throws when he is upset that his team is loosing

"When I went to a D.C. United match I got hit in the head with African beer bottle

by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017

South African Finger Trap

Gay sex position, see Eiffle tower, in which a white male is spit roasted by two black men.

"After walking through the curtain, we saw Dylan Cole caught in a South African Finger Trap."

by .3x3. November 18, 2023

african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.

My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.

by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021

african creamsicle

When u take a burnt hotdog, nut on it and poke your babbys momma in the eye.

My dad gave my mom an african creamsicle and ruined thanksgiving dinner with the inlaws

by Magg_ly May 22, 2017

african tbag

When you pound an asshole till it gapes, then dip your balls in it

Hey, would you like me to African tbag your ass?

by Mbfrankenstein August 18, 2019

South African Butt Muffler

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.

She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.

by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

African Shotgun

A ritual in which you defecate into a toilet and keep pissing in it for roughly five days without flushing. Then, when you're ready, pump it with a plunger to soften the load, and flush it all down in one sitting. The force, sound, and size of the load zooming down the pipe is meant to imitate a shotgun.

Jules: I'm gonna go take an African Shotgun
Geoff: dude no stop

by Escvelyn March 8, 2019