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banana starfish

Insert banana into selected partner’s anus, peel banana to resemble starfish. Eat the banana out of anus only using mouth. Then ram the banana peel into partner’s rectum using penis. Therefore creating a chocolate banana starfish.

Side note: high levels of potassium in banana will reduce chances of cramping during prolonged sexual session.
Hey Jennifer! You know what really helps with heavy menistral cramping? A banana starfish!
by Professor potassium October 6, 2017
mugGet the banana starfishmug.

banana polish

Any kind of hand lotion like Jergen's or Intensive Care that teenage boys use to jackoff.
Mom, if you're going to the store, Brad needs some more banana polish!
by zekebones October 27, 2014
mugGet the banana polishmug.

banana boobs

Boobs that sag at the top making a woman look like she has a pair of bananas sticking out of her bra.
That woman had the pointiest banana boobs ever!
by Deering September 11, 2006
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Banana Pants

a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. Given if the answer is not known or undesired.
A: did you know shelly was preggers?
B: Banana Pants
A: What??
B: OMG have you tried the pizookie?!
by unsped May 30, 2006
mugGet the Banana Pantsmug.

banana fingers

A spoof of the online cartoon "Salad Fingers", the main character is Banana fingers. Another character is Hubert Cucumberdale, spoof of Hubert Cumberdale.
"You taste delicious. You taste fantastic! You taste like popcorn."-Banana Fingers
by Yonnie December 8, 2004
mugGet the banana fingersmug.

Banana Sandwich

The placing of a mans aroused member between a ladies buttocks and rubbing it against the anus to the point of ejaculation
Janet wont go all the way, but she'll make a banana sandwich with any man. The ho.
by MrJonez March 16, 2009
mugGet the Banana Sandwichmug.

rotten banana

A term used for a school bus that is filled with black kids.
Holy shit! Look at all the black kids on the rotten banana.
by Lukoro May 29, 2011
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