The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.
"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"
by imjelqing August 7, 2024
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Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!
by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024
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Aiden Gelston: I got caught up at 12 by my dad and he whipped me with the belt!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!
by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024
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Get the aiden petromoulx mug.Aiden he is the most handsome person you'll ever meet at times he may come off as some rude guy who isnt sweet or isnt the one but trust me he is the sweetest guy once you get to know him. Hes respectful and knows how to treat a girl hes funny, outgoing and handsome hes intelligent but he doesnt think he is so he slacks but if he tried he would be so intelligent he may seem perfect but he has imperfections hes insecure he overthinks he always seems happy but theres alway something going on behind it he just needs reassurance that he is worth someones time and that hes loved all he needs is someone to be there to give him moral support ,love , affection he needs a hug and he may think hes not worth it but he really is he just doesnt realize it and needs someone to reassure him. Aiden is amazing , nice , handsome and outgoing hes respectful and he'll be there to back up someone and his mom raised him well.
if your reading this, this was made by a girl who has a fat crush on aiden (this is what i think abt him and how he really feels)
if your reading this, this was made by a girl who has a fat crush on aiden (this is what i think abt him and how he really feels)
"whose that "- boy
"its aiden hes literally the most perfect boy in school" - girl
Aiden is perfect in my eyes i love him
"its aiden hes literally the most perfect boy in school" - girl
Aiden is perfect in my eyes i love him
by girlwhosemadlyinlove April 1, 2023
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