When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.
Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.
Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.
Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.
Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
by brian 2 August 08, 2024
When you pull up to somebody’s house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.
I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.
by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023
The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
by GoingGutless June 09, 2021
A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
by bukkit7 May 22, 2018
by AppleMCfreely January 19, 2012
Dude 1: dude I was in Africa and i saw the biggest African trash compactor I've seen in my life
Dude 2: wtf is an African trash compactor?
Dude1: it's a new name for rhinos you big dum dum
Dude 2: wtf is an African trash compactor?
Dude1: it's a new name for rhinos you big dum dum
by jackalowsers March 28, 2020