Snack paste

Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.

Instead of toothpaste, I brush my girl's teeth with snack paste.

by gokaari June 13, 2018

tornado snack

The act of sluprin the clitty in a circle motion to whomst creates a tornado.

Didnt you love the tornado snack i gave to whomst?

by chesscakepuss April 19, 2017

Allahu snack bar

A lyric from the song "Peein' On The French" by Rucka Rucka Ali, made as a joke towards Syrians.

"The Arabs need to get out
Before the place blows up
Let's help the French out
Fill the air with drones
And watch 'em freak out
Syrians are fucking gay
Alalalalalalalala
Allahu snack bar"

by dontevenpostmuch1221 November 14, 2023

mixed snack

a biracial person who is hot as hell. you need them in your life because they will spice up your life with their funky flavors.

Don't ever let go of that mixed snack or Jermaine is gonna eat her up.

by mixedbabypower October 3, 2017

100 calorie snack

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.

“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”

by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018

beard snack

A particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone's beard.

Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

Stealth snacking

Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!

Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)

by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021