5 second joke

A joke that lasts for only 5 seconds. (A joke that can easily be spotted in 5 seconds.)
Dood 1: look, I got a 100 dollar bill
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke
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second-night syndrome

sometimes known as SNS. occurs when actors or tech crew in a play get cocky over their opening night performances and slack off on the second night, resulting in a horrible show.
Director: What happened tonight? This show was horrible!
Actor: Sorry, Mr Jones. We got second-night syndrome.
by anthony pazo April 19, 2007
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second wave veganism

New, improved veganism, that is more about saying yes to things instead of being all negative and saying no. Some of these things can be, for example, meat.
Jill: You're not a vegan.
Jane: I'm new wave vegan, it's a second wave veganism.
Jane: Veganism for me is about saying yes to things... even meat.
Susan: Well, let's hope it doesn't get out of hand... we don't want it to develop into a vegan spank inferno.
Jane: If you like animals, you'll love lamb!
by Superior knowledge February 19, 2015
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5 second rule

A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.
"Hey dude, that cookie's still OK to eat, the five second rule's in effect."
by dungbeetle July 10, 2004
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It only hurts for a second

Quote from barbie life in the dreamhouse. Mainly used during injection / vaccination / pinches
It only hurts for a second like a pinch.
nEvErMiNd pInCheS dOnT hUrt for a Second
by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL July 01, 2022
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Second Hand Hangover

After your friend has a night of drinking, and YOU wake up the next day with a headache.
Good morning Spencer, how are you?

Ugh....I have a headache
So, you've got a "Second Hand Hangover?"
by The Hartman June 09, 2017
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1-second-funny

Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
~~~EXAMPLE~~~

Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??

Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."

Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"

Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."

Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."

Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."

Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"

No problem.
by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014
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