gutter snack

The crust chips left on the outside of a prostitutes vagina.

A eat before you skeet special that runs down both curbs.
The snack that smiles back. "With missing teeth".

Dale would have bought taco truck but he got a burner on his lip from those gutter snacks.

by STDfree December 06, 2017

Crispy Snack

Crispy Snack: When you jerk off into a bowl of bread crumbs and deep fry it, then feed it go her as a Crispy Snack.

Example: Hey Andrew, I gave Anna a Crispy Snack last night!

by MyPengo246 January 13, 2023

afterschool cheese snack

A piece of Kraft Singles on a papwr plate, microwaved for 30 seconds and eaten like a pancake.

"Wanna have an afterschool cheese snack? I can get the cheese."

by DefineSomeStuff April 19, 2018

100 calorie snack

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.

“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”

by Jrhrh11 August 08, 2018

Boston snack

A very small penis

“His penis was barely a mouthful, just a Boston snack”

by mockish March 16, 2024

Snack Captain

The person in the relationship who thinks they’re the better snack buyer, but usually a person who uses this term selfishly is not.

I.E “I am the snack captain and pretzels are a good snack.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”

by Ewa WooWa December 27, 2022

Rib-snacks

When something makes you laugh heartily, to the point where you feel a strain on your ribs due to the abdominal muscles constricting.

Person A: Did you hear Joe rip that massive fart during his speech today? It sounded like he shat himself!
Person B: Hell yeah, that shit was rib-snacks!

by Humbleone47 May 04, 2015