Pink Foot

The condition that arises after your shoe or boot has been farted into.

I farted in her rainboot and now she has a raging case of Pink Foot!

by abottom April 30, 2011

Foot perv

someone who likes to put their feet, or other people's feet, places that most people only allow hands to go.

he's such a foot perv, i woke up and his whole leg was in my shirt.

by Alison November 27, 2004

foot in the pie

when your prince charming, the hottest man in the universe has you so worked up from feeding you juicy, ripe, sweet pineapple from his unbelievably delicious, godlike face after he has gobbled blueberry pie from your juiced up pussy and he turns you from your spot of lying naked on the dining room table and you put your foot in the unused blueberry pie and realise how so very lucky you are to have stepped in shit to meet this amazing soul that engages you on such a level that no other has ever even approached and sadly probably no one ever will again....and you say a prayer that you can keep engaging him in the same mental and physical way until you can let go of your baggage and reach that peak of all he is with him for a moment of the bliss such a match that only girlish fairy tales tell of and the throne he stands on even just for a moment with him.

Sharon put her foot in the pie when she met her cake boi and hopes he sticks around long enough for her to take full pleasure in that xxx box.

by Squeakie Sharon November 12, 2009

hot foot

something that old dorky scottish people say.

"I am going to hot foot it"

by DictionaryGenius53274 February 5, 2009

Slippy Foot

When a man named Foot greases himself up with butter (hence slippy), and dives into the arms of passers by, seeing if they can catch him. If they fail, he eats them

Man 1: Slippy Foot was a bit greasier than usual today!
Man 2: I know. He's eaten both of my grandparents this week. The bastard.

by Domo Smith December 14, 2008

shoo foot

The foot used to either shoo someone in the ass or to shoo a pet from trying to get out of the house when their not supposed to go outside.

Terry gave his brother the shoo foot when he didn't want to make some Kool-Aid. His brother ended up making it but what he put in the Kool-Aid Terry will never know.

by jimmybomm November 30, 2020

Dick-foot

A unit of measurement for items between 6-12 inches. For folks with dicks between 6-12" will commonly go around saying they have a foot long.

Looks like there'll be another dick-foot of snow coming in later tonight.

by northeastern infidel April 19, 2014