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see a man about a horse 

Used by males to politely excuse themselves to the washroom for "number one" purposes.

While reinforced by both of these examples:

"Any general business that needs attending to that you may not care to discuss whith the present party.
We can meet for lunch on Tuesday, since I'll be in the area; I have to see an man about a horse.
by moth17 Jul 5, 2005"
"2. see a man about a horse 271 up, 73 down"
A discreet way to leave the table at a restaurant to go to the restroom; derived from a 1940's black-and-white film (sorry, cannot recall the name) where an actor literally says it as he leaves a table to see a man at another table about a horse.
"Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse."

The origins date back to the days of the "Not-Quite-So-Wild-Yet-Still-Wild Enough Old West". When at the local drinking establishment (read at the Saloon) the horse trough was closer to the entrance of the building (usually directly attached) than the outhouses which were generally situated out back. And thus a slang term was born. And of course MOST people had enough common decency to only use the trough for number one.
Excuse me, I suddenly feel the urge to see a man about a horse.
see a man about a horse by Stalik September 25, 2011

A bitch and a half 

Somthing is anoing or somthing that piss you the fuck off, is discribed as a (bitch). so something that is extreamlly anoing or difficult is a bitch and a half.
Fuck, that test was a bitch and a half.
Carring that T.V on the fucken bus was a bitch and a half.

A bitch and a half 

Quite a large amount; usually distance or time related; also related to effort
It's a bitch and a half to get from Sydney to Melbourne by bus.

going to see a man about a horse

Going to see a man with a big dick
Tracy where you going. oh I'm just going to see a man about a horse

Going to see a man about a horse

Something you say when you are leaving in order to conceal your true purpose for leaving especially if you are going to see your drug dealer or going to get high.
Me: Where you going, Brian?
Brian: I'm going to see a man about a horse.
Joe: Hide the snacks...He's gonna have the munchies when he gets back!
Me: Yeah...You wanna go to the bar?
Joe: Yeah

a buck and a helen 

one hundred and twenty five miles per hour.
them's cops fina chasin me, but i fina doin a buck and a helen
a buck and a helen by west side December 27, 2003