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December 12

December 12 is when a guy can get a good long slap at a girls ass. Wether they are taken or not. They can grab it and jiggle too.
Johnny: Bro today is December 12. Imma bout to go slap and grab Noel’s ass
by ChingChingMothaSocka December 12, 2019
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12 gauge

Another word for roadhead.
(Performing oral sex on the driver of a car)

People often say it when someone says they want to ride in the front seat of the car.
"Shotgun!"
"12 gauge!"
by Gaby Young September 1, 2006
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12 inch pianist

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
by drones November 1, 2014
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August 12, 2036

August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe, - LOUDWARD 🗣️🗣️🗣️
by omgwhatiswhy June 5, 2023
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You're like 12

Referring to someone younger than yourself that is normally trying to show off about something without knowing their age.
by LzLeo October 5, 2015
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12 year old

Old enough to join the military in Iraq.
Iraq government: Hey how old are you
Boy: Imma 12 year old.
Iraq government: Heres a gun and grenade go kill someone
by Whyey April 12, 2021
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X Æ A-12

Ash Arcangel, the child of Elon Musk and Claire Boucher.

X: The unknown factor, silent.
Æ: Claire's elven letter, pronounced Ash.
A-12: The pairs favorite aircraft, named Archangel.
A: I don't understand the whole "X Æ A-12" meme. What does it even mean?"
B: "Money boy and edgy girl want to be the whitest of the white and name their kid something completely unique, with no consideration of the fact he will be bullied forever.
by yovishi May 9, 2020
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