Onion

A vegetable that tastes peculiar
It can be peeled and used as an ingredient
Also if u cut it like an idiot, it retaliates and blinds you

Onions have layers

-Shrek

by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019

Noodley Onions

The white noodley onion tasting things in a Western Chinese takeaway's Chow Mein

Wow these noodley onions taste really weird!

by Dabmaster9000 October 8, 2018

Onion Link

A sneaky link but you already know something’s up the girl is obsessed with trees woods whatever cnc ass vibe you can imagine RUN that’s not a sneaky link that’s an Onion link FOFO.

Emily gave head just to have ownership over a jhit she an onion link fr

by Rickytr0n May 21, 2025

Onion man

A man who smells so vile that the stench can only be described as “smelling of onions”

Friend 1: You know that one guy, name right?
Friend 2: Yeahhh… he smells so bad, it’s like… onions.
Friend 1: He’s like a superhero! Onion man to the rescue!
Friend 2: A superVILLAIN, you mean.

by I hate onions (raw+green) May 29, 2024

Onion Jarvis

The man who can eat a raw onion without crying.

Your a onion Jarvis you like.

by Nrick Bocia January 31, 2023

Beefy Onion

Moldy squishy penis that catches you by surprise

Dude, did you see Jeremy's beefy onion?

by What8888 March 10, 2017

Onion

A round object with layers like shrek. A retarded ogre.

You onion

by George when were older fuck me January 1, 2020