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Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.
Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.
by Yeet for me April 22, 2025
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Astral-Flicker-Gooning

An primordial Gooning technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-Sigma“

The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow“ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast}. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.

This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ ࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning all over my Friends volumptious, scrumptious and child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning.
by May or May not be A Chill Guy December 9, 2024
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Goon

noun: REDACTED

1. A REDACTED; characterized by a green or white glow coming from their eyes. Caused by night vision.

Alternative

Gooning: the actions taken while one is a goon.
"Moons out, goons out."
"Hey REDACTED, where's REDACTED? He's out gooning tonight."
by Lord Arduous January 20, 2023
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Gooning

Gooning means admiring someone goofing around
person one: i think this person is gooning i really admire them

person two: Im going to goon for them
by HarukiIsPog June 1, 2025
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goon rock

A crack rock that has been smuggled in someone’s butt hole without any covering. Leaving residue of feces on the drugs.
Don’t smoke that, thats Ryan's goon rock!
by RoofBaby June 17, 2024
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Alex Goon

When you're a chinese boy named Alex and you love gooning and edging and playing Roblox and gooning to it
Yk that one boy from China named Alex who loves gooning and does it every evening? Yeah he's definetely Alex Goon
by certifiedmasterbaiter69 December 10, 2024
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Romanian Flicker Gooning

Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .
I used to be the national champion at Romanian Flicker Gooning !
by SaviAllDogs December 1, 2024
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