Mangoes are very hyper doggies. They are all bark and no bite, very sweet sometimes... they will eat anything and can Be rowdy
Person 1 “That dog is such a mango dog”
Person 2“What’s a mango dog “
Person 1 “A mango dog is rowdy but sweet “
Person 2“What’s a mango dog “
Person 1 “A mango dog is rowdy but sweet “
by Destinyfoxx January 6, 2019
Get the Mango dogmug. Formally the MD-90, the LOUDEST GOD DAMN PLANE IN EXISTENCE (aside from the Concorde). It pretty tho. Loved by AvGeeks, hated by Environment specialists. (lots of emissions.)
by AvGeek0924 February 5, 2021
Get the Mad Dogmug. Show no respect cause all females will do is throw it away and no attachments have as many girls as you want with only sexual intent
by Wedontlovethese June 25, 2018
Get the Dog seasonmug. Friend 1: “Yo boys, get your socks off. We are gonna have us a dog fight!”
Friend 2: “What!? No bro… put your dogs away. Not today!”
Friend 3: “Yo bro..you know it’s Tyler’s third year anniversary of finding out he has diabetes!”
Friend 1: “Sorry boys.. just thought I’d lighten up the mood.
Friend 2: “Well it’s a little fucked up that you’d even think that’s appropriate knowing Tyler’s toe been cut off THREE YEARS AGO!”
Friend 1: “Dude! It’s not my fault Tyler’s dog got loose from the FRICKEN DIABETES!”
Friend 3: “FRIEND 1! GTFO! NO MORE HANGIN ROUND OUR SIDE OF THE COURTYARD ANYMORE!”
Tyler: *wobbles up to Friend 1* “Ayo…friend 1… do you even know how it feels to lose a dog three ago… I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS ONE DAY! THE FEELING OF MISSING THE UPSETTING FEELING OF SLIDING A DOG INTO A NEWLY FOUND HOLE OF A SOCK!! BUT YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE LOOK ON MY WIFES FACE EVERYONE MORNING KNOWING SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LOST HIS DOG! more specifically at a three year mark… makes for a real nice divorce.. WHYY DIABETES! WHYYYYY *falls to knees*
Friend 2: “What!? No bro… put your dogs away. Not today!”
Friend 3: “Yo bro..you know it’s Tyler’s third year anniversary of finding out he has diabetes!”
Friend 1: “Sorry boys.. just thought I’d lighten up the mood.
Friend 2: “Well it’s a little fucked up that you’d even think that’s appropriate knowing Tyler’s toe been cut off THREE YEARS AGO!”
Friend 1: “Dude! It’s not my fault Tyler’s dog got loose from the FRICKEN DIABETES!”
Friend 3: “FRIEND 1! GTFO! NO MORE HANGIN ROUND OUR SIDE OF THE COURTYARD ANYMORE!”
Tyler: *wobbles up to Friend 1* “Ayo…friend 1… do you even know how it feels to lose a dog three ago… I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS ONE DAY! THE FEELING OF MISSING THE UPSETTING FEELING OF SLIDING A DOG INTO A NEWLY FOUND HOLE OF A SOCK!! BUT YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE LOOK ON MY WIFES FACE EVERYONE MORNING KNOWING SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LOST HIS DOG! more specifically at a three year mark… makes for a real nice divorce.. WHYY DIABETES! WHYYYYY *falls to knees*
by kylewarner June 3, 2022
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Get the Dogging Tuesdaymug.