your the baby I'm the daddy

When you have a MILF/cougar and have to let her know she the baby and you the daddy!

your the baby I'm the daddy

by JayBucks July 21, 2024

baby

one's particular responsibility, achievement, or concern.

“This is your baby, Gerry,” she said, handing him the brief

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

baby

a young woman or a person with whom one is having a romantic relationship (often as a form of address).

my baby left me for another guy

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

don't smother the baby

Don't knock something before you try it.

John:"i don't think that idea would work jim, its too boring"
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."

by pentaodin August 1, 2024

Titty Baby

A terrible romantic partner who doesn’t work, or help with anything. You are responsible for them, almost like a parent.

God, Jesus is such a titty baby. I pay for everything, and he doesn’t even do any chores. He just sits on his computer all day watching porn.

by CharlieBrown’sPubes August 2, 2024

Baby Making Feet

When a petite and beautiful girl looks good in shorts and flip flops. And she teases you by the way she walks showing and teasing you with her cute feet.

That girl in shorts has cute baby making feet.

by Track1Track2Slide August 5, 2024

Baby Zoo

the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children

Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 7, 2024