Dude! Remember that hot chick i picked up last night at the club... i totally ass-mounted her when we got back at my place.
by anon543439 October 28, 2009
Get the Ass-Mountmug. Ass gleeking is an involuntary action that causes a person to drop a slight terd, with no force as would be expected in a Shard. Typically happens after a swim or eating Taco Bell.
"Mmm that volcano taco was great. What's this little grease spot on my seat, don't tell me I just ass gleeked?"
by chadeo12 June 4, 2009
Get the Ass Gleekmug. A man or woman who exhibits masculine features to the extreme. This character would be desired by women, feared by men, and wouldn't lift a finger to beat the hell out of Chuck Norris. All things dude-ly.
I put on my leather vest, hopped on my motorcycle, and drove to the Slayer concert. After the show I met a girl, broke her heart, and went to the nearest tattoo shop to get a skull chest-piece. It was the most dude-ass experience ever.
by k3n0138 December 5, 2010
Get the dude-assmug. The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.
by bigheaded5 November 14, 2007
Get the magnet assmug. by UmmmHello?! October 14, 2012
Get the Ass Hatmug. by tlconnor January 30, 2012
Get the Clip-assmug. This describes the posterior portion of yours or someone else’s body. In layman’s terms, your buttocks.
by Mutha Medusa December 25, 2007
Get the Ass Piecemug.