Ass gleeking is an involuntary action that causes a person to drop a slight terd, with no force as would be expected in a Shard. Typically happens after a swim or eating Taco Bell.
"Mmm that volcano taco was great. What's this little grease spot on my seat, don't tell me I just ass gleeked?"
by chadeo12 June 4, 2009
Get the Ass Gleek mug.A man or woman who exhibits masculine features to the extreme. This character would be desired by women, feared by men, and wouldn't lift a finger to beat the hell out of Chuck Norris. All things dude-ly.
I put on my leather vest, hopped on my motorcycle, and drove to the Slayer concert. After the show I met a girl, broke her heart, and went to the nearest tattoo shop to get a skull chest-piece. It was the most dude-ass experience ever.
by k3n0138 December 5, 2010
Get the dude-ass mug.Did you see Dr. Taco last night? He was with that crazy black girl who knew she was getting boinked super hard. While he was getting upset because of some pranks his friends had played on him, the girl started shouting you've got "ass on deck" in an attempt to get him into the bedroom.
by Franklin and Bash June 9, 2011
Get the ass on deck mug.Dude! Remember that hot chick i picked up last night at the club... i totally ass-mounted her when we got back at my place.
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Get the cheeto ass mug.Abercrombie and Fitch charging 200 dollars for a pair of pants. Fucktards. A Moronic Ass is the person you would love to beat the crap out of for no other reason than simple pleasure.
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